Euphemistic or P.C. language

We have to learn to read between the lines:

Self-employed:Jobless
Employed: Part-time job
Considerate: Neurotic
Free spirit: Substance abuser, a junkie
Generous: Broke
Voluptuous: Very fat
Open-minded: Desperate
Tanned: Wrinkled
Outgoing:Embarrassing
Athletic: Flat-chested
Follicle regression: Balding
Adventurous: Slept with every one