domingo, 9 de junio de 2013

FROM FOSSIL SIMILES TO CREATIVE ONES

A SIMILE is  a figure of speech in which A PERSON or A thing is likened to another:

NOT THAT LONG AGO I WON A PRIZE FOR COMPLETING THE LEXICALIZED ITEMS BELOW:


AS AGILE AS A MONKEY

AS BALD AS A COOT

AS BOLD AS BRASS 

AS BITTER AS GALL

AS BLACK AS SOOT/ THE ACE OF SPADES/SIN/COAL/INK/ PITCH

AS BLIND AS A BAT/ A MOLE

AS BLUE AS THE SKY

AS BOLD AS BRASS

AS BRAVE AS A LION

AS BRIGHT AS A LARK/A BUTTON

AS BROWN AS A BEETLE/ A BERRY

AS BUSY AS A BEE/AN ANT

AS CALM AS A MILLPOND

AS CLEAN AS A WHISTLE/A NEW PIN

AS CLEAR AS DAYLIGHT/CRYSTAL/( ironically) MUD

AS CHEAP AS AN OYSTER

AS COLD AS ICE/ CHARITY

AS COMMON AS MUCK

AS COOL AS A CUCUMBER

AS CRAFTY/CUNNING AS A FOX

AS CROOKED AS A CORKSCREW

AS CROSS AS TWO STICKS

AS DAFT AS A BRUSH

AS DEAD AS A DUCK/A DODO/a DOORNAIL/ MUTTON

AS DEAF AS A POST/ DOORNAIL

AS DEEP AS THE OCEAN

AS DIFFERENT AS CHALK AND CHEESE

AS DRUNK AS A LORD/A PIPER

AS DRY AS A BONE/DUST

AS DULL AS DISHWATER/DITCHWATER

AS EASY AS FALLING OFF A LOG/ABC/WINKING/PIE

AS FAIR AS A ROSE

AS FAR AS THE EYE CAN SEE

AS FIT AS A FIDDLE/FLEA

AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE/A FLOUNDER

AS FREE AS AIR/ A BIRD

AS FRESH AS A DAISY/ AS PAINT

AS FUSSY AS A HEN WITH ONE CHICK

AS GENTLE AS A DOVE/A LAMB

AS GOOD AS GOLD

AS GRACEFUL AS A SWAN

AS GREEDY AS HELL/A GANNET

AS GREEN AS GRASS

AS HAPPY AS A SANDBOY/ LARRY/A KING/A LARK/AS THE DAY IS LONG

AS HARD AS NAILS/IRON

AS HEAVY AS LEAD/AN ELEPHANT

AS HIGH AS A KITE/AN ELEPHANT´S EYE

AS HOT AS A FURNACE

AS HUNGRY AS THE DAY IS LONG/A HUNTER

AS INNOCENT AS A LAMB

AS KEEN AS MUSTARD

AS LARGE AS LIFE

AS LIGHT AS A FEATHER/ AS DOWN

AS LIKE AS TWO HERRING /TWO PEAS IN A POD/(ironically) CHALK AND CHEESE

AS LIVELY AS A CRICKET

AS LONG AS YOUR ARM

AS MAD AS A HATTER/MARCH HARE

AS MEEK/INNOCENT AS A LAMB

AS MERRY AS A MILKMAN/ A GRIG/ A CRICKET

AS NEAR AS DAMNIT/  A TOUCH

AS NEAT AS A NEW PIN/ NINEPENCE

AS NAUGHTY AS A KITTEN

AS NOBLE AS A FRENCHMAN

AS NUTTY AS A FRUITCAKE

AS OBSTINATE/STUBBORN AS A AMULE

AS OLD AS THE HILLS/METHUSELAH/ ADAM

AS OFTEN AS NOT 

AS PALE AS DEATH

AS PATIENT AS JOB

AS PLAIN AS A PIKESTAFF/AS THE NOSE ON YOUR FACE

AS PLAYFUL AS A KITTEN

AS PLEASED AS PUNCH

AS POOR AS  A CHURCH MOUSE/LAZARUS

AS PRETTY AS A PICTURE

AS PRICKLY AS A HEADGEHOG

AS PROUD AS A PEACOCK

AS PURE AS DRIVEN SNOW

AS QUICK AS A FLASH/LIGHTNING/THOUGHT

AS QUIET AS A MOUSE/ THE GRAVE

AS RED AS A BEETROOT

AS REGULAR AS CLOCKWORK

AS RICH AS CROESUS

AS RIGHT AS A TRIVET/RAIN

AS RIPE AS A CHERRY

AS ROUND AS AN ORANGE/A BARREL 

AS SHARP AS A NEEDLE/ A RAZOR

AS SAFE AS HOUSES

AS SICK AS A DOG/ A PARROT

AS SILENT AS THE TOMB/ THE GRAVE

AS SIMPLE AS FALLING OFF A LOG

AS SLIPPERY AS AN EEL

AS SLOW AS A TORTOISE/A SNAIL

AS SNUG AS A BUG IN A RUG

AS SOBER AS A JUDGE

AS SOFT AS PATIENCE/ A BABY´S BOTTOM

AS SOUND AS A BELL/ A ROACH

AS STEADY AS A ROCK

AS STIFF AS A POKER/ A RAMROD/ A BOARD

AS STRAIGHT AS A DIE/AN ARROW

AS STRONG AS A HORSE/AN OX

AS STUBBORN AS A MULE

AS SURE AS A GUN/ AS EGGS IS EGGS/HELL

AS SWIFT AS A HAWK/A DEER/ A HARE

AS THICK AS THIEVES(CONSPIRATORIAL)/ A PLANK/ TWO SHORT PLANKS(stupid)

AS THIN AS A RAKE/ A STICK / A LATH

AS TIGHT AS A DRUM/TANK

AS TOUGH AS OLD BOOTS/LEATHER/NAILS

AS UGLY AS SIN

AS WARM AS A TOAST

AS WEAK AS A KITTEN / DISHWATER

AS WELCOME AS THE FLOWERS IN MAY

AS WHITE AS SNOW/A SHEET

AS WISE AS AN OWL.

THE ABOVE SIMILES ARE LIKE WORN SHOES, LIKE COMFORTABLE SLIPPERS.
WE HAVE TO TRY TO BE MORE ORIGINAL ALONG THE LINES OF THESE BELOW:

AS FIERCE AS A CHIHUAHUA ON A LEASH

AS SCARCE/RARE AS ROCKING HORSE MANURE/SHIT

AS WELCOME AS A FART IN A SPACESUIT/A TURD IN A POOL

AS USEFUL AS A ONE-LEGGED MAN AT AN ARSE KICKING CONTEST/A CHOCOLATE TEAPOT

AS TIGHT AS A CAMEL´S ARSE IN A SANDSTORM

AS OLD AS THE DEAD SEA WHEN IT WAS ILL

AS ANODYNE AS CORRECTING EXAMS/PREPARING A MAYONNAISE

AS IRRITATING AS A COUGHING FIT DURING A PLAY/ A FLY.

CHECK RANDOM SIMILE GENERATOR or SIMILES DICTIONARY




DON´T FORGET THAT WE OFTEN REFER TO THINGS AS BEING

BLOOD-RED;BOTTLE-GREEN;BRICK-RED;CINNAMON-BROWN;COAL-BLACK;MIL-WHITE;NUT-BROWN;PEA-GREEN:ROSE-PINK;RUBI-RED;SKY-BLUE;SNOW-WHITE...

 

 

 

 

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