algorithms to practise CONDITIONAL sentences (On lockdown)

       

ALGORITHMS TO PRACTISE CONDITIONAL SENTENCES

An algorithm is an unambiguous method of solving a specific problem.(Wikipedia)

In mathematics and computer science, an algorithm /ˈælɡərɪðəm/  is a finite sequence of well-defined, computer-implementable instructions, typically to solve a class of problems or to perform a computation. Algorithms are always unambiguous and are used as specifications for performing calculations, data processing, automated reasoning, and other tasks.(Wiki Again) 

(Inspiration for this activity came from  Henry Alford´s  The New Yorker December 10 2018)

Write two examples of conditional sentences similar to the ones below:

If you like writing long e-mails you might also like going to a gym where you smash furniture with a hammer.

If you enjoy coffee you may like gossip.

If you read Nietzsche, you are great fun.

If you are into heavy metal, you might imagine the roar of tectonic plates smashing against one another.

If you prefer meeting weird guys you might like wearing big, dark sunglasses.

If you dislike staying at home you might like falling asleep on the bus/underground.

If you achieve tiny moral victories, you might easily feel offended.

If you enjoy unraveling complex expressions you might not wash your hands after using the loo.

If you like sometimes but not always doing the opposite of what´s expected of you, you might also try being offline for two months.

If you refuse to answer e-mails you might like to buy a house on the edge of a cliff.

If you get a penalty/ticket/fine for having an ancestor who reached the grand old age of 100, you might also like pretending that your phone is vibrating in order to avoid talking to someone.

If you are rushed to Hospital you might buy anything once you check out.

If you awaken from coma you are more likely to be fired.

If you are on voluntary lockdown, you might as well find more about algorithms.