martes, 1 de noviembre de 2016

BACKRONYMANIACS

This is a tongue-in-cheek collaborative unit of work. Firstly, I explain to my students what a backronym is;i.e.: a specially constructed phrase that is supposed to be the source of a word, invented either with a serious (mnemonics) or a humorous intent. Secondly,after providing them with some examples I ask them to create a new backronym out of their own invention.
We are dealing with false etymologies. For instance:

ADIDAS: All day I dream about sports

DEAD: Definitely ends another dude

 DENIAL: Don´t even notice I am lying.

 GOLF: Gentlemen, old ladies forbidden 

FIAT: Fix it again today 

FORD: First on race day / Fix or repair daily

SLIP: Sobriety losing its priority 

COMA: Cessation of motor/mental activity. 

POSH: Port out starboard home 

MÁLAGA:Make a little army great again 

COP: Constable on patrol 

BING: But it´s not google. 

NEWS:North, east, west, south 

TIPS: To insure prompt service 

KISS: Knights in Satan´s service / Keep it simple, stupid

FOCUS: Fuck off ´cause ur stupid. 

SHIT: Ship high in transit /Staying here is torturous

SPIC: Spanish, Polish, Italian, Chinese 

FUCK: For unlawful carnal knowledge 

SWAG: Secretly we are gay, stuff we all get; singing with Ariadna Grande(Adrián L.A. 3ºA)

WAG: Wife and girlfriends 

WOG: Wily oriental gentleman; Working on Government service 

VINE: Very imbecile, nerdy exploits. 

M.B.E.: My bloody effort 

LEARN:Let´s end all racism now  

MBA: Mediocre but arrogant 

PIT: Policy Information team; Pupil incluson team; Pool of inactive teachers..

RAP: Retards attempting poetry;Really annoying people; Really awful performance

MARINE: Muscles are required, intelligence non essential 

SNAIL: Slimy nocturnal animal invading lettuce. 

WORMS: Wiggly often resembling mini snakes. 

MONEY: Millions overspent nearly every year. 

ANGEL: Always near giving ethereal loving. 

CRAP: Career review action plan. 

SHAG: Sexual Health Action Group. 

MALTED:Multimedia authority for Language tutors & Educational Development

MILF: Meals/Men I´d like to forget 

GOD: Guaranteed Overnight deliveries

 LIFE: Love ideal friends eternally / Luck Imagination Frenzied Excitement.

PARSNIPS: Politics,Alcohol, Religion, Sex, Narcotics,Isms, Pork, Spain  

(topics to avoid)

AAAAA: American association against acronym abuse.


HERE´S WHAT MY STUDENTS CAME UP WITH:


HOME: Hell of my existence (Pablo Cereto 2ºBach.A)

 MATHs: Mental abuse towards humans (Natasha O´Keefe 3º ESO A)

STUDENT: Subjected to ultimate despair endless new traumas(A.B.C.)

HISTORY: Honestly I Study Texts or Read Yours (C.G.W.)  

TEACHER: Tutor, educator, advisor, counsellor, hero(ine), experimental,reliable.

YANKEES:You are not knowledgeable, elementary educated simpletons (M.B.L.)

ENGLISH: Every new grammar linguistic item´s suspiciously horrendous(L.P.F.)

BILINGUAL:But I learned interestingly nothing greatly unusual about languages

TRUMP: 

This ruler´s unwillingly my President;

 This rascal´s unwittingly M.P. 

Tears running under my presence (L.M.H.M.)

 Torment rooster under mounting pressure;

Tyrants reunited under Moses Prophet;

 Tyrannosaurus Rex Ultimate Media Product;

 The Real Universal Messiah, Phoney!;

 Today aRe yoU More Pooped?;

 The Rightist Unknown Machista Premier; 

Truth rarely uses mean passions;

Totalitarian regime unveils mysterious priority.....







SPELLING APPLICATION: MNEMONICS:

COLOURFUL
OUTRAGEOUS
MAKING us laugh
IN the papers

CREATIVE
SUNDAY funnies
(Create other acrostics as you please)

Which words are expressed by the following spellings or numbers?:


I B B4?B9?B6?B10? C 1 2 4 8 K9? O P Q R T U Y ?


What do the following frequently used acronyms mean?

FAQ´s; NIMBY; WYSIWYG; ASAP; TARDIS

My mnemonic way of checking whether all students are present:

L A N A D I A C L A Y ( Lucy,Alvaro, Noemi, Adonais; Daniel, Irene, Andrea, Chloe,Lidia, Aynara
 y Yaitza). C L A M I D I A (Carlota, Lorenzo, Antonio, Martin, Isabel, David, Ignacio, Amelia)...
C L A N G E M J E W E L (Carlos, Luis, Angela, Nicolás, Gloria, Elizabeth, Miguel, José, Eva, Warren, Elena, León)


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