We are pushing the boundaries of the English language. Pick any word and offer an alternative, punning definition for it based on the syllables within.Not to be confused with UNWORDS, which you make up such as Infoxication, intaxication,etc..
I´ll just give you some examples so that you can make up your own funny definitions. You´ll realize it´s not too hard:ADULTERY: What happens after puberty
ALTERNATIVE: To modify a member of the indigenous population
BARBECUE : A Long line of plastic dolls
BOYCOTT : A small bed for a small child
CELTIC : a prison for fleas
CASTANET: Go fishing
DIALYSIS: Ring your sister
DISCOVER: Jamaican for duvet
EUTHANASIA Young people in China
FRANCOPHILE : Spanish dictator´s medical records
GAUCHO: Argentinean Marx Brother
HYPOTENUSE: The lavatory´s engaged; High pot in use;..
IVY : Roman for Four
JACUZZI: Italian version of famous essay by Emile Zola
KNEEPADS: Scottish turnip commercials
LAMENTABLE: The Sunday roast is ready
MIASMA: the reason I have an inhaler
MISSISSIPPI : wife of Mister Ippi
NUBILE: recent speech by Vox leaders
OPTIMIST : the view through a cataract
PASTA: An Italian priest
QUESTION: Quests I´m ON and off
RUBICON : Imitation gemstone
SCANDALS: Sandals with socks
SENILE: What to do in Egypt see CHIROPRACTICE
TOUCAN: a couple of tins
UGANDA: Go and have a look
VIGILANT: A insect that stays up all night
WALNUT An obsessive bricklayer
XYLOPHONE : Fake storage
YO: A yoyo that only goes one way
ZUCCHINI: an animal-park enthusiast.
Try doing the same with the following words: Instagram, Chiropractice, Cloak, Allocate, Hamstring, Woman, Wallaby, Tomahawk, Placebo, Grapple, Leotard, Benign,etc.. ( Not to be confused with blends or portmanteauwords such as Fantabulous, Humongous, Shambolic, etc..)
Deconstructing Spanish & English: a Spanglish code:
Ex: Independiente = En shop-assistant / En of ear-ring/ En of pluma tooth /etc..
20 =Thou in Thee/ You within you/ etc..
To become= come 2 be/ come 2b/..
Indifferent=
Aceisfate=?
Begoteas= ?( a famous Spanish writer)
Deconstructing Spanish & English: a Spanglish code:
Ex: Independiente = En shop-assistant / En of ear-ring/ En of pluma tooth /etc..
20 =Thou in Thee/ You within you/ etc..
To become= come 2 be/ come 2b/..
Indifferent=
Aceisfate=?
Begoteas= ?( a famous Spanish writer)
I will be cream=? ( some music)
Cachonfinger....