MY PET
HATES………..(me) (Structural ambiguity)
They say Christmas is a period charged with an
overdose of religious feelings when the good and happy pretend to be better even becoming
angelic and the sad and neurotic get
more depressed and even suicidal.(They also add that a perfectly adjusted human being would be silent about their hates)
I´ve vented out my pet hates, people, objects
and situations I just can´t stand like the so-called Christmas spirit:
Celebrity
magazines ( Cuore, Love, Vanitatis, Pronto, Lecturas, Semana, Hello, 10
minutes, etc.) – they are all superficial, banal toilet paper publications!
Preachers, charlatans
and manipulators ( What they think is their reality)
People
glued to their mobile phones whose only realities come through the net.
I really hate the English love of animals over
human beings (Thanks to David Goodland)
I hate the
noise level in bars, discos and restaurants
I loathe
above all Nationalism, put above Unity between Countries. I will always be a
European citizen of the world, whatever happens next year.
I loathe
and detest BREXIT (as I hate intolerance
and politicians who pick on minorities and use 'immigrants' as a euphemism for
'hating foreigners'.)
When you
can remember things from years ago but you can´t remember what you ate
yesterday/ what you went into the kitchen for.
Being in a
hurry for no obvious reason
Poisonous
beliefs: Anything from bioneuroemotions, religions or magnetic energy to NLP
( In fact, people can believe whatever they
like but when you stop and look closely at the sort of strange ideas people
believe you realize that the world is populated by insane locos on a hitherto undreamed-of-scale)
When they
tell you it is HISTORY and it is Propaganda/ Fake news since humankind began.
The use of baby talk in indirect speech.
People who
show off their material possessions.
When my
shoes pinch/ do not fit or my clothes oppress me.
The use of
the illogical first person singular or plural when relating an impersonal event
in the past, or when phrasing interrogative words like how, why, when.(Thanks
to Pete Trainin)
Gullible airheads
at the kitchen table who believe in every sort of alternative remedy.
Boring
politicians and nobody seems to perceive their verbal incompetence and immaturity.
The
chronically infantilized politicians who demonstrate their lack of intellectual
agility by clinging to clichés, ready-made sentences and over(re)acting.
Next,
replying to questions with the word So, which is deductive not causal. Same
neuro linguistic degradation as above.
Those who
ape and flatter authority constantly by assuming a pandering posture of slave
to authority expecting some rewards in return.
Priests,
architects, doctors and lawyers find themselves implicitly dealing with the
uninformed (chronically ignorant). Their profession implies loyalty to the
feudalism that keeps them inside the castle walls.
Being bossed
about by the know-all arrogance of the ignorant.
When people
talk too much about themselves and never listen to others.
Opportunistic
people who have forgotten it was chance and luck which put them there and not
their own merits or values
People who
believe in miracles like the virginity of Mary but are indifferent to genuine scientific wonders.
People who
exert coercive persuasion, abuse of power and the pedagogy of fear.
Ersatz psychologists and psychiatrists who adhere to pseudo-therapies to rob you of your money.
Ersatz psychologists and psychiatrists who adhere to pseudo-therapies to rob you of your money.
