PUNS/ pedantically Paronomasia/See Homophones (oronyms)

I don´t know how much your people enjoy such sights
I don´t know how mature people enjoy such sights

I´d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Innuendo........ In your window

Reading is allowed in the library
Reading is aloud in the library

The stuff he knows can lead to problems
The stuffy nose can lead to problems

The good can decay many ways
The good candy came anyways

He drank so much he fell into oblivion
He drank so much, he fell into a Bolivian.

A new deal......... a nude eel

Grey tape...........great ape

watermelon........guatemalan

Moustache.......must ask

In Spanish: iba riendo/ y barriendo; está blando/ está hablando;
¿Será posible que un día yo vuelva a amarte?  -Y ¿Cuando has estado tú en Marte?