NOTHING IS AS STRANGE AS REALITY (oxymorons)

Perhaps it might be the wheel of fortune or the inevitable ascent up the social ladder but I´ve seen:

 

THE POACHER WHO TURNED GAMEKEEPER

THE ARSONIST........................... FIREMAN

THE CLEPTOMANIAC...............SECURITY GUARD

THE THIEF..................................COP

THE CHILD ABUSER.................PRIEST

THE DUNCE ...............................TEACHER

THE SNE STUDENT...................PROFESSOR

THE OFFENDER........................JUDGE

THE TRAMP...............................MOGUL

THE BEGGAR............................BANKER

THE ILLITERATE MAN...........WRITER

THE WHORE.............................NUN (The holy courtesan)

THE PIRATE.............................STATESMAN

THE MAID/SERVANT.............LADY

THE VICTIM............................EXECUTIONER

THE LIBERTINE.....................MORALIST

THE HOMOPHOBE................GAY

THE DRUG ADDICT..............SOBER

THE SQUATTER....................LANDLORD

THE YOUNG CHILD..............OLD(progeria)

THE SPIRITUAL MASTER....SERIAL KILLER (BILBAO MURDERS)