mondegreens /misheard lyrics

And lady Mondegreen   And laid him on the green
There´s a bad moon on the rise    There´s a bathroom on the right
The girl with caleidoscope eyes     The girl with colitis goes by
Nobody can deny        Nobody can be nice
The answer my friend is blowing in the wind  Dead ants are my friends,they´re blowing in the wind
Hopelessly devoted to you  Hope the city voted for you
Funny it´s not over  For me it´s not over
Are you going to Scarborough fair? Are you going to starve an old friend?
You´re changing your heart    Oh, changing is hard
Excuse me, while I kiss the sky  Excuse me while I kiss this guy