LIMERICKS

IN SPAIN WE GET PLENTY OF SUN

BUT SKIN CANCER JUST ISNT MUCH FUN

SO TRY TO REMEMBER 

FROM MAY TO SEPTEMBER

THAT AFTER TEN MINUTES YOU´RE DONE

THERE WAS A BAR OWNER IN NERJA

WHOSE WIFE WAS A VERY BAD WORKER

BUT HE WAS THE KIND

THAT SAT THERE AND WHINED

SO SHE KICKED OUT THE LAZY OLD SHIRKER

SEÑOR JUAN FROM THE VILLAGE OF MARO

TOOK HIS DONKEY TO WORK IN A BARROW

THE WHOLE CAMPO LAUGHED

AS THEY KNEW IT WAS DAFT

FOR THE GATE TO HIS FIELD WAS TOO NARROW

A GIRL FROM TORROX,MARÍA
TRIED DRIVING THE NEW AUTOVÍA
SHE GOT CARRIED AWAY
AND HEARD HERSELF SAY
"OH,MY GOD ,I´VE REACHED ALMERÍA"