COCKNEY RHYMING SLANG : Just Rhymes for a reason

Slang is to show you are one of the gang.

Animals:

Cat      Brown hat

Dog     London log

Horse     apple sauce

Mouse     Maxwell House

Pig     Lord Wigg

Rat     Top hat

Snake     George Blake

Squirrel     Nice one, Cyrill

Clothing

Boots     daisy roots

Cap     touch and tap

Clothes     these and those

Coat     nanny goat

Collar     half a dollar

Glove     turtle dove

Hat     lean and fat

Jacket     steam packet

Scarf     centre half

Shirt     dickey dirt

Shoes     Rhythm and Blues

Socks     Almond rocks

Suit     Bag of fruit

Tie     Fourth of July

DISEASE

AIDS    Shovel and spades

Blind     Bacon rind

Cancer     Jack the dancer

Cold     Soldier bold

Cough     Horse and trough

Cripple     Mustard pickle

Deaf      pudding chef

Gout     in and out

Flu     inky blue

Pain     Petticoat lane

Sick     Moby dick

Bad breath     king death

Have a butcher´s at this! Don´t drink too many Britney spears!Only Winona Ryder!

I´m so frisky... could with some Calvin Klein....