I WILL
Ride in a helicopter
Dive to the bottom of the ocean
Get married and have kids
Go skydiving
Ride in a hot air balloon
Backpack around the world
Meet Obama/the Pope/...
Go on a peace mission to the Middle East
Eradicate hunger in Africa
Travel through outer space
Learn to surf
Write my life story
Win the lottery/ the pools/ eurojackpot/..
Build a house/ villa/ cathedral/..
Design logos on T-shirts
See the northern lights
Shop in NYC
Go back in time to the Pharaohs´
Run a marathon/ a half-marathon
Fly a plane
Climb Mount Everest/ K2/ Kilimanjaro/ Fujijama/..
Invent a new fuel
Be a magician
Ride a horse on the beach
Get a husky/lab puppy
Go fishing and hunting without actually catching or killing anything
Be with different families in different countries the world over ...
DON´TS
I WILL NOT
Read Proust/ The Bible/ the Quran/..
Lose my dignity/virility/virginity/..
Become a religious convert
Get depressed (black dog)
Commit suicide
Be buried alive
Take part in a stupid TV contest
Eat through my nose
Cheat in an exam
Forget certain people in my life
Eat curry/a periwinkle/..
Smoke
Do a strip tease
Sing while shopping at Mercadona
Learn Swahili/Tagalog/..
Become world chess champion
Rob a bank
Have a sex change
Become a queen/ king/ prince or princess
Donate my liver/ kidney/heart/..
Swallow a coin/ a banknote
Spend time in prison
Hurt a close friend
Learn the periodic table by heart
Celebrate Christmas in August
Work in a coal mine
Read Mao´s red book
Kiss a stranger
Become insensitive to suffering
Start a fire
Appear on a TV show
Become a rock star
Live for a year on a desert island
Confess to a RC priest
Be drunk at work
Graffiti a wall/ a bridge
Be/ sleep with a whore/ gigolo
Eat leaves from a tree
Own an owl
Spend all day watching TV/hooked on my mobile/what´s up=what´s APP/.
Break a promise
Disclose a secret
Get a tattoo/ pierced nose/..
Invade a country
Demand a ransom
Say NO when you mean YES
Adopt a Peruvian girl
Seduce the Frigiliana Miss or Queen
Witness a miracle
Shave my head off
Win an Oscar/ the Nobel Prize
Organize an orgy
Understand Franco/ Hitler/..
Marry someone I´ve just met/ I´ve never met
See my face on a banknote/ coin
Turn 120 years old and meet my great-great-grandchildren
Become P.M./ M.P./ Pope/..
Grow a tail
Take a vow of silence/ chastity/ poverty
Live with a hermit
Become a Mormon/Muslim/ Buddhist/...
Risk my life
Have a street named after me
Be in cryogenics
Reach Nirvana
Burn a banknote
Serenade a lover
Do the Rubik´s cube
Die of hard work
Find yourself
Rule the world
Know the truth about J.F.K./King Juan Carlos/....
Think the unthinkable....
(Some ideas taken from my own students, particularly, Carlos G. Wassink;
from Miley Cyrus´Miles to go
and This book will change your life by Benrik Boxtree)
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