Google will rule the world or will it?

The idea for this activity came after I google searched "25 hilarious google search suggestions".
It dawned on me that the future will be entirely dominated by Google and other search engine companies which are never completely neutral or unbiased...

Try to understand what´s so funny about the folllowing real google searches and try to google the sentences below by yourselves and see what you can come up with:

DON´T YOU HATE IT WHEN A SENTENCE DOES NOT END THE WAY YOU THINK IT OCTOPUS?

WHY ISN´T 11 PRONOUNCED ONETY-ONE?

WHY IS MY GOLDFISH TURNING BLACK?

WHAT DO I DO IF A GINGER KID BITES ME?

HOW COME WHEN I TALK TO GIRLS ON FACEBOOK THEY DON´T ANSWER BACK?

MY TEETH ARE SEE THROUGH

AMISH ONLINE DATING

WHY CAN´T I OWN A CANADIAN?

DINOSAURS WERE MADE UP BY THE CIA TO DISCOURAGE TIME TRAVEL.

I AM EXTREMELY TERRIFIED OF CHINESE PEOPLE.

OBAMA IS A CACTUS

OUR PETS´ HEADS ARE FALLING OFF.

I´M OUT OF EGGS

I FILLED MY LUGGAGE WITH ORPHAN MEAT.

HOW TO RAISE YOUR I.Q. BY EATING GIFTED CHILDREN

WHAT´S A BOYFRIEND AND WHERE CAN I DOWNLOAD ONE?

SOMETIMES WHEN I´M ALONE I USE.................

GOOGLE WILL NOT SEARCH FOR...............