Things I´ll "NEVER" do

It´s quite hard to use the word"Never"...More often than not a student has said things like:"I´ll never marry a divorced person". Years later you meet him or her with a divorced partner plus the children of a previous marriage.So, circumstances alter cases and life is a perpetual flow. Remember, never say "Never".

Here is a list of typical students´promises:

I´ll never smoke marijuana

I´ll never learn Swahili

I´ll never put a lonely hearts ad

I´ll never go on a singles cruise holiday

I´ll never be(come) gay

I´ll never be sent to prison

I´ll never have children

I´ll never become a Muslim

I´ll never pay for sex

I´ll never take part in a porn movie

I´ll never make jokes about God

I´ll never play golf

I´ll never use the Internet again

I´ll never speak to   XYZ again

I´ll never wear a bikini/ a Real Madrid scarf/...

I´ll never eat snails/ squirrels

I´ll never marry a black person/ a gipsy/..

I´ll never commit suicide

 

Can you think of other activities you will NEVER do?